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What is the most effective and unique way to defend yourself from the unrelenting sun and drenching rain?

 THE SKULL UMBRELLA!!

What sends the loudest message in the sun or rain that you don't want anyone messing with you?

THE SKULL UMBRELLA!!

What tells people:

No, I don't know what time it is.

No, I don't know where the pay phone is, just the liquor store.

No, I don't think your kid is cute, just loud.

The Skull Umbrella!!!

When the skies are gray and dreary, make a bold statement with the Skull Umbrella. When the skies are sunny, let the Skull Umbrella protect you from snooping eyes. Show your haughty disregard for the laws of nature in general and the laws of man specifically (don't yield to pedestrians even if you are one).

The Skull Umbrella makes a terrific gift. We all want to protect our family and companions from the elements and overly friendly strangers!

    

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